stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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rohie:

really don’t care for the apathetic….nihilistic take on life. there’s too much going on for you to not feel anything. like i get emotional just hearing someone laugh. and like…smelling hot cocoa. how can you deny yourself those feelings.

(via spirit-phones)

e-seal:

silver-clovers:

e-seal:

They call me giant rat bitch because I make the rules

what

I think I was pretty clear

(Source: e-seal, via spirit-phones)

pencilcomics:

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

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frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

(via lambypamby)

fire-emblem-confessions:

I hope everyone has a safe and happy New Years!

I will be chilling with a small group of close friends, eating Thai food, playing Smash, and getting plastered on homemade apple pie moonshine. And staying put.

So if you drink, please do not go out driving.

(via call-me-pj)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what’s the canine equivalent of crackhead?

ASDLKSFJD CATNIP THIS WAS MEANT TO SAY CATNIP

(via yumiichuu)